March 2012
4 tags
New birth control makes bathing suit shopping seem like such an epic endeavor. I have no idea what my size will be by summer.
Stay small, boobies, stay small.
“My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly.”
– Sierra DeMulder, Unrequited Love Poem
February 2012
Anonymous asked: The fuck is up?
dylbilly asked: Yo dawg, I see you give a lot of fucks, so I put a fuck in yo fuck so you could fuck while you fuck.
1 tag
FUcking fuck
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thespoonrooster asked: Lulz, it just took about ten minutes of the movie, dude. I'm only watching the rest to torture myself.
“Some nights are made for torture, or reflection, or the savoring of loneliness.”
– Poppy Z. Brite
“Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried...”
– George Washington
Watch
seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
